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Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 27 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,235 Points

The Bester Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/4/12
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Fonz Whisperer Unlocked 10/26/12
10 Points
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lonesome Fury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Can't wait for it Unlocked 3/10/09
5 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Abundance of ammunition Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated Unlocked 3/10/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Variety Kill Unlocked 3/10/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Chicago memoir Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Hasta La Vista Unlocked 3/10/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist Unlocked 3/10/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 8/26 (135/500 points)

This is Madness 2010

Hotdog? No thank you Unlocked 9/22/10
5 Points
Politely decline
One hotdog please 5 Points Politely accept
Shh... It's a secret 5 Points Find the secret spot
So what's new in 2010? 5 Points Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown 10 Points Defeat Clown
Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points Kill 50 agents (in one session)
This is blasphemy! 10 Points Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Back from the dead 25 Points Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff 25 Points Defeat Sheriff
I thought their blood was green... 25 Points Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior 50 Points Defeat Savior
Hoarder 50 Points Stockpile 500 points
Weapon Master 50 Points Buy all weapons
New Competitor? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)

Tiananmen Square

Student Protestor Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points
Complete Wave 1.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Toss the Turtle

Gold Star Unlocked 11/11/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Tremerz

Bros B4 Hoes Unlocked 4/2/10
50 Points
Round up the troops.
Valentine 10 Points Guide Valentine to safety!
Burt 25 Points Guide Burt to safety!
Earl 25 Points Guide Earl to safety!
Heather 25 Points Guide Heather to safety!
Melvin 25 Points Guide Melvin to safety!
Mindy 25 Points Guide Mindy to safety!
Ladies Man 50 Points Only save the women.
Worm Master 100 Points Rescue EVERYONE!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)

Warriors of the Portal

Screw you Asimov Unlocked 5/9/11
25 Points
Mindchamber survives the battle
Hail to the King 5 Points Support Pico Day
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points "Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Change of Perspective 10 Points Evade "A" freezing death
Erotic Bonus 10 Points Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
RT I like it 25 Points Gigantor survives the battle
Cameo I Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo II Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo III Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WTF? FTW! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)